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Tim's Latest Release
Released in 2003

"The One Minute Song, Volume 2" contains two dozen of Tim's favorite funny songs as heard on "The Bob & Tom Show," the nationally syndicated morning radio program. While the CD is considered to be comedy first and foremost, there's an educational component to it, too. Who was the Queen Mum married to? Is there an official song celebrating Cinco de Mayo? What would Jesus eat? How many restrooms are there in the Montego Bay Airport? How do you misspell Enron? These questions and more are answered on "The One Minute Song, Volume 2."

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Tracks

Two Thumbs Up Greatest Hits of Big Mouth Billy Bass Monster Ash My Magic Mask Queen Mum (266kb) Enron (610kb) Eric Roberts C-I-N-C-O (332kb) Reflections on Ted Williams Montego Bay Airport Got Eggs What Would Jesus Eat

Equinox (503kb) Mir I Hate Going Back to School Jesse Ventura on Broadway Another White Christmas Happy Father's Day R.O.C.K. in the USA I Believe You Could Fry Thorpedo Happy Thanksgiving Naughty to the Bone Taboo (Thing's I'd Never Sing About)

Tim's Second Release
Released in 2000

Tim's new CD contains 29 tracks, featuring the most requested of his One Minute Songs as heard on "The Bob & Tom Show," the nationally syndicated morning drive radio program. The first 20 songs are live cuts from Tim's appearances on the show. The remaining 9 are studio recordings featuring Tim with the incomparable musicians and singers of "The Bob & Tom Band." Don't let the math fool you. Twenty nine One Minute Songs add up to over 50 minutes of comedy. Now if you're saying, 'But Tim, I'm not familiar with Bob & Tom!' No problem! It's still a very funny CD.

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Tracks

Sosa (296kb) American Woman Fry Up an Eagle (212kb) Go to Mass Yellow Ex-Marine/This Song Blew/Dewey Dewey Millionaire Rap Super Bowl '99 My Governor Give Beef a Chance Sixty-second Home Run 500 Miles Yam Boy Midnight Train My Halloween Costume

Seven Second Songs My Favorite Things Thanks for the Seventy (136kb) Home Run No. 65 Some Weeks 99 Dead Baboons Petroleum (191kb) Viagra The Bible Factory Outlet (99kb) Just Call Me Hef Clean It Up (317kb) Smokin' in my Mom's Womb Valentiney Comedian on Vacation The Langston Christmas Letter

Tim's first release

A dozen of the songs were produced by Scott May, current member of "The Ides Of March," a brilliant musician and producer for such comedians as Richard Jeni and Judy Tenuta. Two other songs were produced by the incredible duo of Steve Allee and Tom Griswold (of "The Bob and Tom Show," the immensely popular syndicated morning radio show) and feature the red-hot "Bob and Tom Band."

And finally, J.B. Sky lent his considerable production magic to three other songs. Nine of the eighteen songs on the album have been featured on "The Dr. Demento Show," the legendary radio program devoted to demented music, syndicated out of Los Angeles. "I Wanna Kiss Her (But She Won't Let Me)" was featured on the anthology album, Demento's Mementos. "Really Safe Sex" was the #22 most requested song of 1997 on "The Dr. Demento Show."

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Tracks

Really Safe Sex (259kb) Meals On Wheels Joan Blunden I Wanna Kiss Her (481kb) E. R. In 1492 Columbus Sailed the Ocean Blues Safe In Nevada I Thank God for Credit It’s Australia

Motel Sex I Don’t Drink Anymore Piston Souvenirs (262kb) Let’s Have a Drug-Free Christmas Denny’s Angel Tim’s Blues Get Drunk With Dignity (386kb) Sumo Wrestling Joan Blunden (Dance Mix)

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