Win a Prize
How would you like to own the two exotic Asian gifts seen in the picture to the right? First, how about this "Rainbow School Kit," made in HONG KONG, where they see our rainbows from the other end! The finely crafted pencil case has the name "Reno" spelled out, a great conversation starter as people naturally ask you if you're a fan of "Reno 9-1-1" or just a low-rollin' gambler who can't afford the pricey digs of Las Vegas. The high quality zipper is guaranteed, so that "whatever you happen to put in Reno, stays in Reno."
Then, direct from CHINA, it's "The Simpsons Talking Bottle Opener." Say good-bye to bottles with twist-off caps. You'll cherish every opportunity to open your bottles with this one-of-a-kind utenstil that features the actual voice of Homer Simpson declaring his love for donuts and beer. (NOTE: not recommended for the heavy drinker who's trying not to call attention to exactly how many bottles he/she has consumed.)
CONTEST RULES: Winner will be drawn from all eligible entries. Please only one entry per person. The winner will be solely responsible for the tax consequences that might result from receiving this prize. Winner should consult with a lawyer, accountant, or other bone fide tax advisor. Pencil Case and Bottle Opener will work easily only if you have opposable thumbs. PRIZES CANNOT BE SUBSTITUTED FOR CASH VALUE. As always, cats are ineligible. Void in Reno, Nevada. Rarely, playing this contest can result in constipation and/or dry mouth. If you experience constipation and/or dry mouth after playing this contest, call your doctor immediately. Don't bother to call a lawyer--this disclaimer is pretty airtight. Drawing is never done on a Tuesday. If that's your lucky day, save your energy and don't enter. Drawing will be held in 2010, so enter today. Just once, though. Remember? That was like the first rule. Rules are not made to be broken.
WINNER OF THE LAST PRIZE
The Stuffed Bear (he's a Taurus) holding a can of Armour Barbecue Sausages and the 16-month 2008 Curious Cats Calendar (yes, just in time for 2010) has been awarded to Andy, a lucky fan from Richmond, Virginia. Congratulations, Andy!
